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  Weekly Poll Results - So Emperor Palpatine walks into a bar... - Poll Results
  Posted by: NOZYSPY on 01-17-2012 @ 04:35
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So Emperor Palpatine walks into a bar...

Gets into a fight with Darth Vader and an Irishman 37.2% (67)
And electrocutes everyone. 25% (45)
Buys everyone a drink 19.4% (35)
Ok, once is enough!... 13.3% (24)
Other (This should be interesting!) 5% (9)
Total: 180
Start: 01-09-2012 20:02
Last: 01-17-2012 03:57


 #1 - Posted by: Jonny2199 (Member) on 01-09-2012 at 21:33
Other.
"... and made life take the lemons back."

 #2 - Posted by: jedi_hm2 (Member) on 01-10-2012 at 07:23
Either "Buys everyone a drink" or "Gets into a fight with Darth Vader and an Irishman". stick out tongue

 #3 - Posted by: SonofWindu96 (Member) on 01-10-2012 at 21:10
Gets drunk and sings Thunderstruck by AC/DC at random watresses, asking them to 'come to the dark side'.

 #4 - Posted by: JA_394 (Member) on 01-11-2012 at 11:16
Gets stoned, forgets about his Force abilities, and gets into a fight with Darth Vader and an Irishman.

Man I love being part-Irish.

 #5 - Posted by: SonofWindu96 (Member) on 01-12-2012 at 11:42
@JA_394 I have some Irish blood on my mothers side wink

 #6 - So Emperor Palpatine walks into a bar... - Posted by: DarknessShadow2009 (Member) on 01-14-2012 at 08:04
...and gets so drunk, that on his way home he gets kidnapped by Darth Revan and he throws the Emperor down the Star Forge's shaft...

 #7 - Posted by: Ty294 (Member) on 01-14-2012 at 08:12
@4 & 5: I have a lot of nationalities, but Irish is one of them.
@4: Erm... correct me if I'm wrong, but wasn't "stoned" what happens after smoking pot?
@3: I was thinking gets drunk and starts singing French patriotic songs, infuriating all the Nazis at bar. (Ala "Casablanca"wink

 #8 - Posted by: jedi_hm2 (Member) on 01-16-2012 at 02:50
#3: +1
#4: +1
#5: But... you're black. confused Irish people are as white as bleached snow.
#7: Actually yes. Tho, in my country we use the phrase: "пијан камен" which would mean "drunk as stone" or "stone drunk" or "stoned drunk".

...and why is everyone here part-Irish? stick out tongue

 #9 - Posted by: legend67549 (Member) on 01-16-2012 at 06:26
I'm part Irish too stick out tongue

 #10 - Posted by: SonofWindu96 (Member) on 01-16-2012 at 12:37
@jedi_hm2 My great-great-great grandfather married an Irish immigrant. I'm also Navajo and Mexican as well.

 #11 - Posted by: NOZYSPY (Staff) on 01-16-2012 at 17:48
Well what do you know, i believe some of my ancestors were Irish too!




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 #1 - 01-19-2012 at 11:30
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@SonOfWIndu: But... you're black. confused

 #2 - 01-25-2012 at 13:02
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